Wednesday, July 2, 2008

George Carlin's Hell

They say that Hell will be full of everything you've ever hated. Since George hated preachers and televangelists more than anything, George is now surrounded by them without being able to crack a joke or argue. OH THE HUMANITY!


weemaryanne said...

Okay, SteveMudSkipper, you asked for it:

Weemaryanne's Ode to Ray Comfort

Hail to the Chief, he's the Chief and he needs hailing,

(Though Lord knows his dull prose and 'pologetics may be failing),

Nonetheless we confess he's our Leader tried 'n' true,

Nonbelievers pay attention now! -- He's lyin' just fer you!

Posted to The Soap Box, July 2, 2008 3:59 PM

If it doesn't survive Ray's censorship then at least this bit of doggerel has a fighting chance here.


SteveMudSkipper said...

Hey Weemaryanne,

I was thinking about writing an Ode (and actually did several months ago, but deleted it), or maybe a Wee poem. I thought it might be a little over the edge, but I like him SOOO much (being perfectly honest here), I think I will give it a try.

Yours is really good. Now that we have elected him as our Commander-in-chief, (unrequited admiration as it may be), I think the more honor we can bestow upon him, the better, something befitting this prestigious occasion, but not too fluffy. Something capturing the Irony of having a Christian mascot (who else could heard cats so well, who else could capture our attention?). Something which does justice to the shear amount of laughter bestowed upon us lowly, angry atheists, (so undeserving of a second of his busy schedule conquering all of Nonbelieverdom). They say Laughter is the best medicine, so Ray would in-fact be our daily dose against our depravity, a doctor if-you-will. What an honor, what an honor.