Thursday, July 31, 2008

A Bible Quote

"If your eyes cause you to sin, pluck them out."

Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Kirk's Pretty Cool

This is an autographed pic Kirk gave me back when he used to be cool and didn't have to take care of 10 children. He knocked up a chick getto style. Aw well. Those were the dayzzz. Remember getting Slurpies and 40 oz at the 711? Chillin at my Apt, and cruising around in your drop top?

Quiet, Dark, mysterious. Give me a call.
Gay Shirt. I like it. Oldie but a goody.Innocent, Deep, totally Early 90's

"God has given you over to your own depraved mind..."-Ben The Sower

Thanks. Christian LOVE!!!

Tuesday, July 29, 2008


While searching for images for this spoof, I found these. Apparently the raelians. I was like DAMN, I wouldn't mind being in this cult!

Where's Terry?

Is it my fault I want to inject the viral seed of evil into your eyes terry? God made me this way. I am doing his work.

Cute Cat outside My Crib

U Wanna Die a Slow Death???

Monday, July 28, 2008

A haunting message from Terry

My Special Friend Terry said this about me...

"Did you spray for Pests on the blog? that atheist MUD infestation keeps coming back!

"any unwanted and destructive insect or other animal that attacks food or crops or livestock etc.; "he sprayed the garden to get rid of pests"; "many pests have developed resistance to the common pesticides" In honor of Mudskipper."

We can't kill what is already DEAD! It's very hard to kill cockroaches. We wish we could exterminate we with some Zyklon-B I'll bet. That's alright. I fantasize about other things involving you, a bathtub and handcuffs.

Ecstasy in Drowning

Miles of water cover me

Between sheets of azure
Adrift on colossal currents
Downward I stare
Emptiness embraces me
An old friend

The madness
An escape
Of hearing seas
Being one with the stars
Refracted through surfaces I cannot see
Immaterial my body
The battle of Jacob
Is over

Miles of water cover me

I drift

Sunday, July 27, 2008

Top 5 Metal Songs

Some of these are really old school from my childhood (go figure). I get off listening to them over and over. Brings back memories of roaming the streets.
Top 5 Metal
Six Feet Under - Lycanthropy/ Still Alive (Shit everything off the Haunted CD. But 6 Ft Under went really weak, doing covers and shit, and I don't like their later stuff.)
Blue Oyster Cult - Don't Fear (The Reaper) OOOOLD School
Cannibal Corpse - Gallery of Suicide
Cradle of Filth - Serpent Tongue - Damnation and a Day
Korn - A.D.I.D.A.S

If you like this player, that you can mix and add to your own site, check out
Check me out too, just click on the player (I think). -steve

This Made My Day. Can I get an AMEN!

This clever Christian made a little chart so you can schedule what time you will pray for him

Saturday, July 26, 2008

Cradle of Filth - Better To Reign in Hell

Better to reign in hell
Better to reign in hell

Heart in hand passed clasp of pain
In dark lowland that set bad blood in veins
Burning, like penal fires roused to strain
The jagged-toothed skyline braced with crosses

The golden dawn
Lay lost to mist where
Emboldened thorns
Made their bed with toppled stones

He closed His eyes
Sunken to dream there
Of crow-black skies
And a great white empty throne
Horror stalked the bilious fogs
That balked his visions

He licked the spittle from the cheeks of the wry
And drifted back to when His stung its target
The sneer of Michael on a glorious high
Of angel dust and Virtue by his side

Drowning in the past
That downfall seemed like yesterday
Though blurred moons passed
As enemies in high places laughed

Moved to mirrors cracked with heavy lines
He rose snowblind, through shifting sands of time
Erased the trace and taste of bitter wines
The grapes of wrath grew fat on the vine

She came to Him
A little whip of tantrums
Thrashed on velvet skins
That lines Her wishbone Henge

Her name was Sin
A warming spurt of mantras
Splashed on occult tongues
That whispered sweet revenge

For the shame of their crawl from grace
Cold and hollow as the grave

And for a rape and ruinous scourge
Spared for souls that shared God's worship
For now their throats coated notes with dirge
That poured from parapets to the pits below

Drowning in the past
A wretched scream like yesterday
Died at last
With the rising of the revenant dark

All sharpened claws and blunt discharge

"I shall bow no more to the dogs of the Lord
Tearing at my carcass heart
I shall fall to my knees only at the keyholes
Of Virtue slipping into bondage masks...
Freewill made me better to reign in hell"

And with new wings
Unfurled and spoken
He took to things
That would desecrate the world

The seduction of both woman and man
For a bastard masterplan

Drowning out the past
Fool Fates unwound cruel yesterdays
beneath the stars
That staggered from the blast

Thursday, July 24, 2008

The Pathology of Biomechanical Addiction

Metal and plastics
Inserted slowly
Personal Will and Fate Align
Sharpened scissors
assist my new design.

Self surgery.
Tagged, I become one of them.
Tracked, numbered.
Inventory, an animal
I am part of the network
They will find me
I cannot hide
The computer knows me
I am becoming.

A Shadow overcomes me
What is this fucking thing?

55 metal shards
A microchip implanted
This is an addiction
Razor Wire
I must have more
I must replace my body with circuits

There is perfection in technology
Euphoria in adrenaline
From puncturing skin.
Something that feels so good
Cannot be a sin.

Is there something wrong with me?
No, I will live.
A wanderlust for frontiers
More than human
The Ubermensch
Integration of man and machine.

2 Corinthians 12:7


Wednesday, July 23, 2008

For U Terry

What you will need;

Mr. Brooks style jacket ($100)
Rope, preferably soft and not hemp or other harsh kinds. ($5-10)
Locking chain ($3) (Zip ties will substitute)
Lubrication (needed) ($20)
Vibrator (needed) ($30)
Bamboo piece (for restraint. Goes behind elbows.) (Free)
Pillow Case (To shut her up. preferably silk). (Free)
Non-slip gloves ($2)

Total = $159

Women don't like the taste of latex, so don't put that in their mouth. Everything else is fair game. Lock their hands. Put bamboo behind elbows, and they will be helpless. This makes for a really good handle later on (since they are slippery when wet).
I brought one of the hoes over and she said, "wow, you are prepared." She was thinking I had gotten it all together for just her (like a dumb girl she was). I was thinking to myself, yeah, I'm a professional, but that's neither here-nor there.

I hope that helps with your love life Terry, say hello to the ball-and-chain for me. Maybe you can grow some juevos and your women will start to respect you. But, judging from your relationship with Ray, she is probably the one who wears the pants in the house.

Computer Chip Implant

RFID chips are about the size of a grain of rice. They can be implanted into virtually anything. This guy put one in his hand, so he could interact with whatever the RFID chip reader (right) was attached to, namely his computer and car. You can use it for passwords for windows or other stuff.

The chip can be injected subcutaneously using an oversized hypodermic needle, however this brave soul did it with a scalpel and stitches.

New Artwork

Nothings Impossible - Depeche Mode

Tuesday, July 22, 2008

New WOTM Music Video


U F My W?

How many Rayniacs does it take to change a light bulb?


The first one says what a good job Ray is doing.
The second says what a good job the first is doing.
The third quotes non-sequitur bible verses.
The fourth asks if they should find a ladder.
The fifth one scolds the fourth for questioning God's bulb changing powers.
The sixth asks if there is any other electrical work that needs to be done.

Oh, and the bulb was never changed. So they all sat in the dark, mumbling nonsense light bulb cult chants and squawking about how awful the anti-lightbulb changers are.

Monday, July 21, 2008

Saturday, July 19, 2008

The Mind of C_SPINE

I was in a club last night and they had a gallery of an alternative artist name C_SPINE. I really like bondage artwork. I guess you can buy 11x14 prints for $75. Wow, anyway, here are some samples. The one with the girl in the gas mask was different in the club. She has a 9mm pointed at her dome in the original. Nice

Are YOU Worth My Time? Take The Test!

Answer these True/False questions to see if it is worth my time to debate you. An answer of True (T) gets (1) point, False (F) (0) zero points. Tally your points and read the bottom to see if you are worth my time.

1) We don't know what caused X, therefore B caused X. T/F

2) Person A believes Z. Person A is really smart, a genius in fact, therefore, Z is True. T/F

3) Event X has happened, therefore Y will certainly happen. T/F

4) Personal experience G defies all logic and common sense. But, because it happened to ME, everyone should accept G as fact. T/F

5) In order to believe W, you need to have faith in W. In order to have faith in W, you need to believe W. T/F

6) The Police accused suspect D of stealing a TV. There is no other evidence, or witnesses. It is up to D to prove that he didn't steal it. T/F

7) Jane is dead or she is alive. Jane is not dead. Therefore Jane is alive. T/F

8) Sparky the dog, stole a piece of meat from the BBQ. Sparky should be burned alive as punishment. T/F

9) Entropy increases disorder, therefore order cannot increase. T/F

10) Jack has been holding a grudge for 60 years against his neighbor, who stole his scissors, worth $1. Jack forgave his grand daughter for stealing and spending $6,000 of his money last week. Jack is a forgiving person. T/F

OK, tally up your points. For every (T) you get one point, for every (F) you get none.

If you got a 10, congratulations, you are not worth my time!
If you got a ZERO, we should talk!

(Adapted from

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

3 Things Atheists Love the Most

Not in any particular order...


Near my house. Look at the very last second, there is one under the fence looking the whole time.

Wednesday, July 9, 2008


Ray said humans are worms. This is part of his self-loathing/sadomasochism complex.
God loves me/God hates me.

Tuesday, July 8, 2008

Shave Ray's Beard

Um -- before or after we shave that stupid 'stache?

See, you're not the only one who can indulge in sadistic fantasy. -Weemaryanne

No Weemaryanne, that beard makes him look like Inspector Jacques Clouseau from the Pink Panther. Same bungling personality trying to solve a crime (atheism).

See what I mean...

What is 4x5n?

"Yes, however, it is impossible to traverse an infinite period of time." -Matthew
Oh really?

It seems like all your hypothesis haven't been demonstrated yet. You say it is impossible. How do you know? I was giving you the benefit of the doubt when I suggested that matter has some beginning. I personally don't believe it did.

Let's go through this little mind experiment of yours nevertheless. Assume it had a beginning as you suggest. What does that prove? That matter can be created. That would not be an unusual hypothesis to assume, given how little we know about the universe. Consider that matter/antimatter particles pop in and out of existence in vacuums (see CP violations). I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt, even though you haven't shown anything to be true, you just make pronouncements and expect others to assume you are correct.

You admit that none of this has anything to do with God, just something "supernatural." What does that give us? What is this "supernatural" thing? What is it made of (I would say a giant string per string theory but that's neither here nor there)? More importantly, since we are talking about the origin of things, what is ITS origin? Since you say that nothing can be eternal in the direction of the past (not proven), than this supernatural force must have an origin as well, am I wrong? So tell me, where does God (or since you just call it "supernatural," why don't we allow for Allah as well) come from? Or is this force exempt from the same rules you expect me to play by?

God is independent of time. Ok, I can make up stuff to; so is matter at the quantum level. That circumnavigates your dilemma. Infinity is a product of our mind, OK so is God, since he is infinite.

The truth of the matter is, this is just a complex argumentum ad ignorantium, you know, an argument from ignorance. You don't know everything about quantum mechanics, so "Godditit."

Let me ask you a simple question;

What is 4x5n?

If you answered 42, you may need to look again. You see, "n" is unknown. N could be {5, 2, 20, 30, 2.57693 etc. etc.}

(Off topic...I love the part of A Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy where the supercomputer says "42".)

You can't make up answers to things that are unknown, likewise, saying "Goddidit" is a non answer, extraneous. Simply because you don't know how matter was created, doesn't give you license to insert your personal deity, the old God-of-the-gaps tactic.

I'm sure you have 10/\100 of these argumentum ad ignorantium questions. They make really good crowd pleasers, but unfortunately for your God, it doesn't show that he exists.

Oh, and here's one more for you, since you say it was God (lets quit beating around the bush), how do you plan to prove this empirically? A Nobel Prize is waiting in the future for you Matthew. The brightest minds are still unable to prove the things you claim to KNOW. Einstein and Hawking said things without proof. You can succeed where they failed. So WOW me with your physics acumen.

Narcissism 101

Monday, July 7, 2008

This is Operation Code; Night Hawk

We kidnap Ray Comfort using a panel van.
Next, we restrain him in a chair.
Then we make him read science books and DonExodus videos!

OH NO!!!


Found this little guy on a trail outside of town. It's a chipmunk that was not too worried about me, but was more interested in the pinecone it was eating.

Sunday, July 6, 2008

The Duality of Religious Belief

I often wonder how religious people can have such big egos. They think a person who looks just like them created the universe, just for them! I once heard a Christian hypothesize that the moon was created so you can observe a lunar eclipse.

On the other hand, they suffer from a sadomasochistic personality disorder in which they believe they are worthy of the worst punishment their counterpart in heaven can subject them to. They believe they are so terrible, that they should be burned alive for eternity.

Believers have to do a sort of mental gymnastics between the two extremes on a regular basis. God loves you and made every flower for you to smell, but you are worthy of being burned alive. So you have the kindest personality (who makes universes for fun) contrasted against the most depraved, viciously sadomasochistic personality which combine to form a type of multiple personality disorder.

(Thanks to Christopher Hitchens)

Thursday, July 3, 2008


(God Doesn't Exist, Neither does Jesus)

(God Doesn't Exist, Neither does Jesus)

The Best Preacher Ever! A Poem

I really miss you Ray
From beautiful New Zealand
Which is full of Sheep
Being herded by non-other than Jesus

Ray, Thou arst our brave Shepard
We are your humble Flock
Our hooves will follow
You down any rabbit hole.

Ok that's a little weird
I'm not crazy
Don't file a restraining order yet
I'll take my medicine

Just because we're lowly Atheists
Doesn't mean we don't care
We just love drinking Beer
Watching Porn
& Break the Ten Commandments every 10 seconds.

Pepper us with Truth
And give it a capital "T"
We want to hear from the Bible
Except maybe Leviticus
And not so much Deuteronomy

For verses, we have a thirst
Only Jesus can quench
Pour it on us until we're wet
Because we're in a sinful desert
Full of sand, scorpions and dryness
It's really itchy

We are not very smart
So we need Analogy
Twist it together with a Simile
Better yet, hit us with a good Metaphor
Something is like something else
Helps us understand

I like it when you make me scared
Of that terrible place, Hell
Of being tortured and burned
With no ointment or Vaseline
& leaf blowers going at 3 AM
(When you are trying to sleep) powered by gasoline.

New Camera

I like the night shot.

Wednesday, July 2, 2008

A Wee Ode

Ode to Ray Comfort
by Weemaryanne

Hail to the Chief, he's the Chief and he needs hailing,

(Though Lord knows his dull prose and 'pologetics may be failing),

Nonetheless we confess he's our Leader tried 'n' true,

Nonbelievers pay attention now! -- He's lyin' just fer you!

PS. Thank you Weemaryanne, for the excellent Ode. I hope to be posting mine soon.Hey Weemaryanne,

I was thinking about writing an Ode (and actually did several months ago, but deleted it), or maybe a Wee poem. I thought it might be a little over the edge, but I like him SOOO much (being perfectly honest here), I think I will give it a try.

Yours is really good. Now that we have elected him as our Commander-in-chief, (unrequited admiration as it may be), I think the more honor we can bestow upon him, the better, something befitting this prestigious occasion, but not too fluffy. Something capturing the Irony of having a Christian mascot (who else could heard cats so well, who else could capture our attention?). Something which does justice to the shear amount of laughter bestowed upon us lowly, angry atheists, (so undeserving of a second of his busy schedule conquering all of Nonbelieverdom). They say Laughter is the best medicine, so Ray would in-fact be our daily dose against our depravity, a doctor if-you-will. What an honor, what an honor.

Why is Ray our President?

Think of the Atheist's worst opponent.
They would have a dual PhD in biology, and theology. Articulate and wise, they could shut down an atheist point-for-point on every subject.

Now think of the opposite of that.
Someone with little more than a community college education, the scientific understanding of an eight year old, a bungling preacher who believes light is invisible, that fumbles every single argument. In 24 odd years, they haven't made a noteworthy contribution to the debate.

That is why Ray is our president.

The Final Countdown!

Ok so my good friend Matthew is going to make me into a Christian. We have been debating for a while and he asked me to ask my HARDEST question;
Okay, Steve, how 'bout you stop toying with me and just give me "the hardest of [your] questions" and I'll get around to it when I get the chance. I've got a lot of other stuff going on right now and I'm pretty stressed, so I'd like to speed this process up a little bit. You've obviously got a specific issue in mind that you're wanting to bring up, so go for it. By the way, I'd like to transfer these conversations to my blog as much as possible (your creationist bashing, Ray Comfort ridicule, and insulting descriptions of God on your blog tend to stress me out).
You just don't know how to have fun. Ray "Bashes" us every day on his blog, but we can't return the favor? According to the Geneva Convention, that violates the rules of engagement.

OK, so here's my hardest question:

Why does God maul children with bears?
For example, why did God kill 42 children for saying to Elisha to "Go on up baldhead"?

He could have just spanked them, but mauling them with bears was somehow necessary.

So tell me, why does God kill children like that?

If you can somehow convince me that mauling children with bears is justified, then I will become a Christian, I give you my word.

PS. I'm going to do like Jesus said, sell all my possessions and follow Him if mauling children is justified. I'm waiting, with anticipation of the answer to this question...

George Carlin's Hell

They say that Hell will be full of everything you've ever hated. Since George hated preachers and televangelists more than anything, George is now surrounded by them without being able to crack a joke or argue. OH THE HUMANITY!

Christians are Sheep, Says Ray

BEWARE! Sheep can turn into Zombies!
Check out this movie clip to see what I mean!

A New President

All the Atheists have voted and we have elected Ray as our new president and ambassador.

Denying God's existence every day can be quite boring. No one else in the history of Atheism has brought so much laughter, amusement, and FEAR into the hearts of Atheist world-wide as the upstart preacher from New Zealand. Hence, from this day forward, Ray will be our new Commander in Chief.

Congratulations Ray, its really an honor!