Thursday, June 19, 2008

Dreams of Being Eaten

I woke up last night in a cold sweat. I had a terrible, creepy nightmare. I was surrounded by evil bananas that were trying to eat my brains and convert me to Christianity. I tried to run, but I kept slipping on peels and falling down, as the horde of undead bananas chased me down dark alleys.

The leader kept groaning "Join Us, Join Us, Join Us..." ARRRGH

Ray was right, the banana is the atheist's worst nightmare...

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