Iron Pyrite

Old School Shit - Eazy E

2008-12-18T17:24:00.001-08:00

Ole School Shit (Explicit) - Eazy-E

Oasis

2008-12-18T14:48:00.000-08:00

Quiet my angel
Forever sleep

Death was an oasis
Always just out of reach
For a tortured soul
Wandering

2008-12-09T16:24:00.001-08:00

The Black Van Series

2008-12-08T19:49:00.000-08:00

Mannequins

2008-12-07T18:56:00.000-08:00

Convulsing on the bed, A strange force takes over me

She is lying next to me
Her face pale and blank
I open her eyes
So she can see me
She doesn't make a sound
The pills must have taken effect

Her plastic stare is haunting
motionless, her eyes see through me
I live the fantasy,
Her labia feel a silver slippery
Reaching inside her has no effect

Thoughts of Sylvia Plath floating
Pressing
I find strength in the darkness
Of putting her head in the oven
Completing my fantasy
Let me state the obvious
Reminds me of retrocopulation

Her face transposed onto
The girl I touch
The prose sends me into a frenzy
"These mannequins lean tonight
In Munich, morgue between Paris and Rome,"
Faceless mannequins
Caught in a dreamscape
Tonight between paris and rome

Library

2008-11-28T18:34:00.001-08:00

Bored and alone reading forgotten scribblings
Of unknown authors
In foreign languages
A Bulky desk and squeaky chair
Endless racks of dusty hardbacks
Stretch for hours
A drumming white noise
Pours from the ventilation system
Above my head

Alone in the library
Alone - not alone
Someone fucking sees me

I creep though the volumes
A shadow stalking me
Its not the sexy librarian
I run through endless racks
Chasing the person I see
The authors voices scream at me
the voices pound my eardrums
RRAAAAWWWWWW hahaha
From each page a thousand laughter
A cacophony of insane banter

RRUUNNNNN
running
I can see you
Don't leave MEEE!!

A voice over the intercom
*Scratch *scratch
"The library will close in 30 minutes
Checkout will close in 15"
*scratch *scratch

I must finish this mystery,
Piece together a conspiracy
From newspapers and microfiche
I furiously highlight, underline
And make notes in the margin
For the next person to find.
They need to know! They need to know
What has been going on

Interesting Nudes (click to enlarge)

2008-11-23T17:28:00.001-08:00

2008-11-20T12:26:00.001-08:00

Get on the bed bitch
Do make a FUCKING SOUND!
Tell me the name of God

Oh sorry,
It's a little hard to talk
with your mouth filled
with leather.

Burner - A short story

2008-11-12T14:40:00.000-08:00

Gary Dunning woke up to the alarm clock buzzing that annoying, drilling electronic noise. It was 7 am and Gary had to truck my ass on down to work.

Life is lived from one acid second to the next. Earlier that month, he had found a rusty car by searching the web for the cheapest piece of junk he could find. It only needed to run; it didn’t need to look pretty. The car had a strange gasoline smell coming up from the floor boards. He suspected that the exhaust was leaking and filling the cabin with the hideous stink. Gary feels sleepy sometimes when he’s cruising, as the carbon monoxide filters into his lungs. He hadn’t made the connection between the gas smell and his out-of-it mental state when he drives.

He had become addicted to pain. As he cruises the streets aimlessly drifting down random alleys, sluggish but euphoric, chasing shadows. He had the habit of putting cigarettes out on his arm, burning small, red holes.

His skin is pale and clammy, like that of a corpse. The scars turn blue from abnormal blood flow from his heart. He drifts the car to feed his adrenaline needs. He had replaced the license plate, so any witnesses couldn’t track him back to his doorstep. Trash cans led to sign posts which soon gave way to parked cars. Macabre medical photographs on the dashboard slip around and fall to the floor as the forces whip the car around.

Eventually he had hit a person and he found that that was the best feeling in the world. The screams and hilarious noises didn’t stop him from driving, sending him into a state of ecstasy which is unparalleled with any drug he had tried. He palms his penis through his unzipped jeans. He slowly masturbates—in his mind--rehearsing, rewinding a slow motion movie and hearing her torso hitting the right bumper and passenger door, making a metallic, thumping sound. His friend, a greasy auto mechanic he had met while changing the oil, rides shotgun. Gary jerks him off until the mechanic sprays cum all over the glove compartment and steamed up windshield.

He flashed back to the first person he had ever hit. She had a blue coat, white shirt, and tan skirt. He didn’t remember what her face looked like, or whether she had gloves on or not. The most salient point of the experience, the thing that burned in his memory the most, was how her umbrella had landed on the windshield and traveled with him for a few minutes before he turned on the windshield wipers and it slid off.

It’s 7 am and Gary still has to get to work. Driving all night made him drowsy. A dress shirt feels good and covers the mutilation. He puts on his slacks and business jacket, grabs his briefcase and locks the door behind him.

Photographic

2008-10-27T22:34:00.000-07:00

all the days past
minutes pulled from hours
silence we both felt
slipped through the hourglass
[Abu Graib sensory deprivation was my thing]

/I take pictures, photographic pictures
Bright light, dark room/ *

bondage was our code
for the brief
chance to steal
moments of pleasure
in the end
time was the thief

now we are gone
polaroid photographs
are all that remains
burn them with a match
it's hard to erase the stains

/I take pictures, photographic pictures
Bright light, dark room/ *

chemicals are soluble
mixed with blood
so it seems
fragile
memories we shared
exchanging platitudes
through half-hearted smiles

each second with you
was a slow-motion snuff film
flashing in black and white
I was the prisoner
under your serrated knife

/I take pictures, photographic pictures
Bright light, dark room/ *

I wanted to tell you everything
my secrets are too dark
would you still have loved me
when the person you see
is nothing more than a scarecrow
with a hay for a heart

/I take pictures, photographic pictures
Bright light, dark room/ *

This dark heart
Hay wound in a bundle
Around a Ravens Feather
Red yarn strung together
With railroad spikes

*Depeche Mode - Photographic

Mark of Cain

2008-10-24T14:24:00.000-07:00

Tattoos and burns
My body tells the story
In cryptic code
of Cain's legacy

He has given me over
To my own depraved mind ~~Romans 1:28~~
Like father like son
The thing you created
Is the thing you love to hate

A cryptic language
Carved into my skin
Reminding me
Of every sin

There’s ~~something~~ inside me
Two parts of a whole
Each set against the other
Wanting to tear me apart

I feel the days pass
My bones want to come out
Flesh burns away
Twisting entrails hold poisons
A heart filled with cyanide
Epidermis embedded with glass and tacks
Foreign objects of metallic origin

A cryptic language
Carved into my skin
Reminding me
Of every sin

In my dreams
Wild dogs chase me all night
A black river in the forest
Two strange girls on the banks laugh and hold me
I shout out strange words in my sleep
Running in all directions
Following the glow of some distant light

Of Masks and Maps
Discerning between dream and reality
Is a difficult thing
As I follow the Black River east

Miscreant
Driven
Breathless
Wondering

Carve.wav -

Japanese Rope

2008-10-24T13:50:00.000-07:00

This was your idea
You forgot to take your Risperdal
Sucking me into your twisted fantasy
About being tied, gagged and hung from a wall.

What’s good for the goose
Is good for the gander
I’m an accomplice
In your diseased mind
We share something unusual

I want to leave scars
Of where I have been
One for every day
To mark the commission of a sin.

They say Japanese rope
Is the best
It feels good
When I cinch it around your throat

I fucking Hate you

2008-10-22T17:18:00.001-07:00

I can't stand
to see you in the arms of my friend
When all I want to do
is tie you to the bed

I fucking hate you
my whore fantasy
You will take it inside
moaning and purring
as he watches gagged on the sideline

You're a dumb christian girl
makes me wonder why
you act like the Whore of Babylon
but its all platitudes
Right? In the end, we're all liars.
When you make me jealous
It's just a match in the fire

Night

2008-10-21T21:47:00.000-07:00

Staring out the window
Street lights illuminate
Red eyes of an insomniac
I can't kill the dreams
With Vodka shots and Prozac

Passersby

2008-10-15T10:38:00.000-07:00

I see them.
I write their names
In a book of leaves
The fountain pen
furiously scribbling
a strange alphabet.

They pass by,
Intent on their lives
I see them.
Wish I could own them.

Benediction

2008-10-14T15:09:00.001-07:00

This is a new addiction
Induction into my cult
Innocent Christian girls
to be my drugged up
Marionettes

Dark trash littered alleys
The veins of metropolis
lead to the cemetery
on the outskirts of town

Something is taking you there
euphoria
as we drift
A ceremony of the diseased

You are saved
Pouring alcohol
over your nude body
Baptism
A grave
Lit with candles
Sirens, a choir
Police lights make stained glass
Adrenaline sanctifies

Tied, bound and blind
Sodomy is a benediction

You become me
Part of my collection
Protestant or Catholic
Makes no difference
They all cry the same
Another Christian girl
to pleasure me.
Fly on the Windscreen - Depeche Mode

Crash: A descent into the Pathology of Car Crash Fetish (1996)

2008-08-18T22:54:00.001-07:00

Click lower right to go full screen. (note to self; preview w/ fly on the windscreen sound.) Complete transcript here
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Insane or Awsome?

2008-08-13T21:16:00.000-07:00

Rituals (More Original Photography)

2008-08-09T00:03:00.001-07:00

Walk With Me In Hell - Lamb Of God

Oldy But a Goodie

2008-08-05T22:59:00.000-07:00

A New Messiah

2008-08-04T21:20:00.000-07:00

Pay Your Respects to the Cult of AmenRay

Bow down before his holiness, and worship at his feet. Anything else is Blasphemy.

Playing the Angel

2008-08-03T18:12:00.000-07:00

I was at my old apartment sweeping the front porch. A blond girl yelled "Hey dude!" as I was just going back inside. I could tell the type from 50 yards away and I figured she was trouble. I left the front door open and went in the other room. By that time, she had gotten to my front door and was asking for me to come. I was torn as to whether, like the other crackheads that haunt my neighborhood, she was just another druggy. Then the thoughts overcame me, does she need help, is she in trouble, etc etc. So I came out, reluctantly.

She was very easy on the eyes and she started murmuring something about being kicked out of her house, having 5 dollars, a cigarette and about me being over 21.

It took my a while to actually understand what she was talking about. The smell of alcohol was strong, and I guessed that she must have been kicked out because her roommates didn't know what the hell she was saying.

She didn't seem too bright, and I figured on any normal day, a guy could use that to his advantage. It is every guy's wet dream, a drunk, stupid blond at their door begging to go someplace private and get drunk.

I turned her down on the cigarette and drinking with her, even though those are perhaps my two favorite things in the world. That might have been my worst decision.

Death Beth

2008-08-02T21:53:00.000-07:00

This is a Christian scare tactic website that is supposed to predict when you are going to die. You enter your information, then you get preached at, you're gonna die slowly, etc, accept Jesus, or else. Pretty sophisticated, for primitive people who still need a night light. Boo.

My favorite place to relax

2008-08-02T21:23:00.001-07:00

I saw this at the university and thought it looked like a Zen Garden, you know those little shitty boxes with the wooden rake and rocks and sand and shit.

Ghost in the Shell 2 - Innocence (Japanese Movie)

2008-08-01T23:29:00.000-07:00

I want to see this movie but haven't been able to find it yet. It looks like the Matrix meets Terminator.

A Bible Quote

2008-07-31T01:19:00.000-07:00

"If your eyes cause you to sin, pluck them out."

Kirk's Pretty Cool

2008-07-30T15:21:00.000-07:00

This is an autographed pic Kirk gave me back when he used to be cool and didn't have to take care of 10 children. He knocked up a chick getto style. Aw well. Those were the dayzzz. Remember getting Slurpies and 40 oz at the 711? Chillin at my Apt, and cruising around in your drop top?

Quiet, Dark, mysterious. Give me a call.
Gay Shirt. I like it. Oldie but a goody.Innocent, Deep, totally Early 90's

"God has given you over to your own depraved mind..."-Ben The Sower

Thanks. Christian LOVE!!!

Raylians!

2008-07-29T23:16:00.001-07:00

While searching for images for this spoof, I found these. Apparently the raelians. I was like DAMN, I wouldn't mind being in this cult!

Where's Terry?

2008-07-29T22:06:00.001-07:00

Is it my fault I want to inject the viral seed of evil into your eyes terry? God made me this way. I am doing his work.

Cute Cat outside My Crib

2008-07-29T12:50:00.000-07:00

U Wanna Die a Slow Death???

2008-07-28T22:02:00.001-07:00

A haunting message from Terry

2008-07-28T15:53:00.001-07:00

My Special Friend Terry said this about me...

"Did you spray for Pests on the blog? that atheist MUD infestation keeps coming back!

"any unwanted and destructive insect or other animal that attacks food or crops or livestock etc.; "he sprayed the garden to get rid of pests"; "many pests have developed resistance to the common pesticides" In honor of Mudskipper."

We can't kill what is already DEAD! It's very hard to kill cockroaches. We wish we could exterminate we with some Zyklon-B I'll bet. That's alright. I fantasize about other things involving you, a bathtub and handcuffs.

Ecstasy in Drowning

2008-07-28T04:35:00.000-07:00

Deep
Miles of water cover me

Between sheets of azure
Adrift on colossal currents
Downward I stare
Emptiness embraces me
An old friend

The madness
An escape
Of hearing seas
Being one with the stars
Refracted through surfaces I cannot see
Immaterial my body
The battle of Jacob
Is over

Deep
Miles of water cover me

Blind
Deaf
Speechless
I drift

Top 5 Metal Songs

2008-07-27T23:03:00.001-07:00

Some of these are really old school from my childhood (go figure). I get off listening to them over and over. Brings back memories of roaming the streets.
Top 5 Metal
Six Feet Under - Lycanthropy/ Still Alive (Shit everything off the Haunted CD. But 6 Ft Under went really weak, doing covers and shit, and I don't like their later stuff.)
Blue Oyster Cult - Don't Fear (The Reaper) OOOOLD School
Cannibal Corpse - Gallery of Suicide
Cradle of Filth - Serpent Tongue - Damnation and a Day
Korn - A.D.I.D.A.S

If you like this player, that you can mix and add to your own site, check out www.imeem.com
Check me out too, just click on the player (I think). -steve

This Made My Day. Can I get an AMEN!

2008-07-27T15:13:00.001-07:00

2008-07-27T13:14:00.001-07:00

This clever Christian made a little chart so you can schedule what time you will pray for him

Cradle of Filth - Better To Reign in Hell

2008-07-26T22:18:00.000-07:00

Better to reign in hell
Better to reign in hell

Heart in hand passed clasp of pain
In dark lowland that set bad blood in veins
Burning, like penal fires roused to strain
The jagged-toothed skyline braced with crosses

The golden dawn
Lay lost to mist where
Emboldened thorns
Made their bed with toppled stones

He closed His eyes
Sunken to dream there
Of crow-black skies
And a great white empty throne
Horror stalked the bilious fogs
That balked his visions

He licked the spittle from the cheeks of the wry
And drifted back to when His stung its target
The sneer of Michael on a glorious high
Of angel dust and Virtue by his side

Drowning in the past
That downfall seemed like yesterday
Though blurred moons passed
As enemies in high places laughed

Moved to mirrors cracked with heavy lines
He rose snowblind, through shifting sands of time
Erased the trace and taste of bitter wines
The grapes of wrath grew fat on the vine

She came to Him
A little whip of tantrums
Thrashed on velvet skins
That lines Her wishbone Henge

Her name was Sin
A warming spurt of mantras
Splashed on occult tongues
That whispered sweet revenge

For the shame of their crawl from grace
Cold and hollow as the grave

And for a rape and ruinous scourge
Spared for souls that shared God's worship
For now their throats coated notes with dirge
That poured from parapets to the pits below

Drowning in the past
A wretched scream like yesterday
Died at last
With the rising of the revenant dark

All sharpened claws and blunt discharge

"I shall bow no more to the dogs of the Lord
Tearing at my carcass heart
I shall fall to my knees only at the keyholes
Of Virtue slipping into bondage masks...
Freewill made me better to reign in hell"

And with new wings
Unfurled and spoken
He took to things
That would desecrate the world

The seduction of both woman and man
For a bastard masterplan

Drowning out the past
Fool Fates unwound cruel yesterdays
beneath the stars
That staggered from the blast

The Pathology of Biomechanical Addiction

2008-07-24T16:59:00.000-07:00

Metal and plastics
Inserted slowly
Personal Will and Fate Align
Sharpened scissors
assist my new design.

Self surgery.
Tagged, I become one of them.
Tracked, numbered.
Inventory, an animal
I am part of the network
They will find me
I cannot hide
The computer knows me
I am becoming.

A Shadow overcomes me
What is this fucking thing?

55 metal shards
A microchip implanted
This is an addiction
Razor Wire
I must have more
I must replace my body with circuits

There is perfection in technology
Euphoria in adrenaline
From puncturing skin.
Something that feels so good
Cannot be a sin.

Is there something wrong with me?
No, I will live.
A wanderlust for frontiers
More than human
The Ubermensch
Integration of man and machine.

2 Corinthians 12:7

-steve

For U Terry

2008-07-23T12:45:00.000-07:00

What you will need;

Mr. Brooks style jacket ($100)
Rope, preferably soft and not hemp or other harsh kinds. ($5-10)
Locking chain ($3) (Zip ties will substitute)
Lubrication (needed) ($20)
Vibrator (needed) ($30)
Bamboo piece (for restraint. Goes behind elbows.) (Free)
Pillow Case (To shut her up. preferably silk). (Free)
Non-slip gloves ($2)

Total = $159

Women don't like the taste of latex, so don't put that in their mouth. Everything else is fair game. Lock their hands. Put bamboo behind elbows, and they will be helpless. This makes for a really good handle later on (since they are slippery when wet).
I brought one of the hoes over and she said, "wow, you are prepared." She was thinking I had gotten it all together for just her (like a dumb girl she was). I was thinking to myself, yeah, I'm a professional, but that's neither here-nor there.

I hope that helps with your love life Terry, say hello to the ball-and-chain for me. Maybe you can grow some juevos and your women will start to respect you. But, judging from your relationship with Ray, she is probably the one who wears the pants in the house.

Computer Chip Implant

2008-07-23T12:17:00.000-07:00

RFID chips are about the size of a grain of rice. They can be implanted into virtually anything. This guy put one in his hand, so he could interact with whatever the RFID chip reader (right) was attached to, namely his computer and car. You can use it for passwords for windows or other stuff.

The chip can be injected subcutaneously using an oversized hypodermic needle, however this brave soul did it with a scalpel and stitches.

New Artwork

2008-07-23T01:16:00.000-07:00

Nothings Impossible - Depeche Mode

New WOTM Music Video

2008-07-22T16:03:00.000-07:00

haha

2008-07-22T13:04:00.001-07:00

U F My W?

2008-07-22T12:56:00.003-07:00

How many Rayniacs does it take to change a light bulb?

2008-07-22T11:41:00.000-07:00

The first one says what a good job Ray is doing.
The second says what a good job the first is doing.
The third quotes non-sequitur bible verses.
The fourth asks if they should find a ladder.
The fifth one scolds the fourth for questioning God's bulb changing powers.
The sixth asks if there is any other electrical work that needs to be done.

Oh, and the bulb was never changed. So they all sat in the dark, mumbling nonsense light bulb cult chants and squawking about how awful the anti-lightbulb changers are.

2008-07-21T21:20:00.001-07:00

The Mind of C_SPINE

2008-07-19T17:46:00.000-07:00

I was in a club last night and they had a gallery of an alternative artist name C_SPINE. I really like bondage artwork. I guess you can buy 11x14 prints for $75. Wow, anyway, here are some samples. The one with the girl in the gas mask was different in the club. She has a 9mm pointed at her dome in the original. Nice

Are YOU Worth My Time? Take The Test!

2008-07-19T15:14:00.000-07:00

Answer these True/False questions to see if it is worth my time to debate you. An answer of True (T) gets (1) point, False (F) (0) zero points. Tally your points and read the bottom to see if you are worth my time.

1) We don't know what caused X, therefore B caused X. T/F

2) Person A believes Z. Person A is really smart, a genius in fact, therefore, Z is True. T/F

3) Event X has happened, therefore Y will certainly happen. T/F

4) Personal experience G defies all logic and common sense. But, because it happened to ME, everyone should accept G as fact. T/F

5) In order to believe W, you need to have faith in W. In order to have faith in W, you need to believe W. T/F

6) The Police accused suspect D of stealing a TV. There is no other evidence, or witnesses. It is up to D to prove that he didn't steal it. T/F

7) Jane is dead or she is alive. Jane is not dead. Therefore Jane is alive. T/F

8) Sparky the dog, stole a piece of meat from the BBQ. Sparky should be burned alive as punishment. T/F

9) Entropy increases disorder, therefore order cannot increase. T/F

10) Jack has been holding a grudge for 60 years against his neighbor, who stole his scissors, worth $1. Jack forgave his grand daughter for stealing and spending $6,000 of his money last week. Jack is a forgiving person. T/F

OK, tally up your points. For every (T) you get one point, for every (F) you get none.

If you got a 10, congratulations, you are not worth my time!
If you got a ZERO, we should talk!

(Adapted from http://www.nizkor.org/features/fallacies/)

Oh Crap

2008-07-18T18:13:00.000-07:00

See God

2008-07-18T11:06:00.001-07:00

Do Pets Go To Heave?

2008-07-18T10:05:00.001-07:00

Listen to a message from Pastor Deacon Fred

3 Things Atheists Love the Most

2008-07-15T19:07:00.000-07:00

Not in any particular order...

Raccoons

2008-07-15T00:12:00.000-07:00

Near my house. Look at the very last second, there is one under the fence looking the whole time.

Christians?

2008-07-09T19:41:00.001-07:00

Ray said humans are worms. This is part of his self-loathing/sadomasochism complex.
God loves me/God hates me.

Shave Ray's Beard

2008-07-08T19:56:00.000-07:00

Um -- before or after we shave that stupid 'stache?

See, you're not the only one who can indulge in sadistic fantasy. -Weemaryanne

No Weemaryanne, that beard makes him look like Inspector Jacques Clouseau from the Pink Panther. Same bungling personality trying to solve a crime (atheism).

See what I mean...

What is 4x5n?

2008-07-08T17:26:00.000-07:00

"Yes, however, it is impossible to traverse an infinite period of time." -Matthew

Oh really?

It seems like all your hypothesis haven't been demonstrated yet. You say it is impossible. How do you know? I was giving you the benefit of the doubt when I suggested that matter has some beginning. I personally don't believe it did.

Let's go through this little mind experiment of yours nevertheless. Assume it had a beginning as you suggest. What does that prove? That matter can be created. That would not be an unusual hypothesis to assume, given how little we know about the universe. Consider that matter/antimatter particles pop in and out of existence in vacuums (see CP violations). I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt, even though you haven't shown anything to be true, you just make pronouncements and expect others to assume you are correct.

You admit that none of this has anything to do with God, just something "supernatural." What does that give us? What is this "supernatural" thing? What is it made of (I would say a giant string per string theory but that's neither here nor there)? More importantly, since we are talking about the origin of things, what is ITS origin? Since you say that nothing can be eternal in the direction of the past (not proven), than this supernatural force must have an origin as well, am I wrong? So tell me, where does God (or since you just call it "supernatural," why don't we allow for Allah as well) come from? Or is this force exempt from the same rules you expect me to play by?

God is independent of time. Ok, I can make up stuff to; so is matter at the quantum level. That circumnavigates your dilemma. Infinity is a product of our mind, OK so is God, since he is infinite.

The truth of the matter is, this is just a complex argumentum ad ignorantium, you know, an argument from ignorance. You don't know everything about quantum mechanics, so "Godditit."

Let me ask you a simple question;

What is 4x5n?

If you answered 42, you may need to look again. You see, "n" is unknown. N could be {5, 2, 20, 30, 2.57693 etc. etc.}

(Off topic...I love the part of A Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy where the supercomputer says "42".)

You can't make up answers to things that are unknown, likewise, saying "Goddidit" is a non answer, extraneous. Simply because you don't know how matter was created, doesn't give you license to insert your personal deity, the old God-of-the-gaps tactic.

I'm sure you have 10/\100 of these argumentum ad ignorantium questions. They make really good crowd pleasers, but unfortunately for your God, it doesn't show that he exists.

Oh, and here's one more for you, since you say it was God (lets quit beating around the bush), how do you plan to prove this empirically? A Nobel Prize is waiting in the future for you Matthew. The brightest minds are still unable to prove the things you claim to KNOW. Einstein and Hawking said things without proof. You can succeed where they failed. So WOW me with your physics acumen.

Narcissism 101

2008-07-08T13:24:00.000-07:00

This is Operation Code; Night Hawk

2008-07-07T20:38:00.000-07:00

We kidnap Ray Comfort using a panel van.
Next, we restrain him in a chair.
Then we make him read science books and DonExodus videos!

OH NO!!!

Chipmunk

2008-07-07T16:53:00.000-07:00

Found this little guy on a trail outside of town. It's a chipmunk that was not too worried about me, but was more interested in the pinecone it was eating.

The Duality of Religious Belief

2008-07-06T15:32:00.000-07:00

I often wonder how religious people can have such big egos. They think a person who looks just like them created the universe, just for them! I once heard a Christian hypothesize that the moon was created so you can observe a lunar eclipse.

On the other hand, they suffer from a sadomasochistic personality disorder in which they believe they are worthy of the worst punishment their counterpart in heaven can subject them to. They believe they are so terrible, that they should be burned alive for eternity.

Believers have to do a sort of mental gymnastics between the two extremes on a regular basis. God loves you and made every flower for you to smell, but you are worthy of being burned alive. So you have the kindest personality (who makes universes for fun) contrasted against the most depraved, viciously sadomasochistic personality which combine to form a type of multiple personality disorder.

(Thanks to Christopher Hitchens)

HAPPY JULY 4th!

2008-07-03T18:45:00.000-07:00

(God Doesn't Exist, Neither does Jesus)

(God Doesn't Exist, Neither does Jesus)

The Best Preacher Ever! A Poem

2008-07-03T16:33:00.000-07:00

I really miss you Ray
From beautiful New Zealand
Which is full of Sheep
Being herded by non-other than Jesus

Ray, Thou arst our brave Shepard
We are your humble Flock
Our hooves will follow
You down any rabbit hole.

Ok that's a little weird
I'm not crazy
Don't file a restraining order yet
I'll take my medicine

Just because we're lowly Atheists
Doesn't mean we don't care
We just love drinking Beer
Watching Porn
& Break the Ten Commandments every 10 seconds.

Pepper us with Truth
And give it a capital "T"
We want to hear from the Bible
Except maybe Leviticus
And not so much Deuteronomy

For verses, we have a thirst
Only Jesus can quench
Pour it on us until we're wet
Because we're in a sinful desert
Full of sand, scorpions and dryness
It's really itchy

We are not very smart
So we need Analogy
Twist it together with a Simile
Better yet, hit us with a good Metaphor
Something is like something else
Helps us understand

I like it when you make me scared
Of that terrible place, Hell
Of being tortured and burned
With no ointment or Vaseline
& leaf blowers going at 3 AM
(When you are trying to sleep) powered by gasoline.

New Camera

2008-07-03T01:05:00.000-07:00

I like the night shot.

A Wee Ode

2008-07-02T21:01:00.000-07:00

Ode to Ray Comfort
by Weemaryanne

Hail to the Chief, he's the Chief and he needs hailing,

(Though Lord knows his dull prose and 'pologetics may be failing),

Nonetheless we confess he's our Leader tried 'n' true,

Nonbelievers pay attention now! -- He's lyin' just fer you!

PS. Thank you Weemaryanne, for the excellent Ode. I hope to be posting mine soon.Hey Weemaryanne,

I was thinking about writing an Ode (and actually did several months ago, but deleted it), or maybe a Wee poem. I thought it might be a little over the edge, but I like him SOOO much (being perfectly honest here), I think I will give it a try.

Yours is really good. Now that we have elected him as our Commander-in-chief, (unrequited admiration as it may be), I think the more honor we can bestow upon him, the better, something befitting this prestigious occasion, but not too fluffy. Something capturing the Irony of having a Christian mascot (who else could heard cats so well, who else could capture our attention?). Something which does justice to the shear amount of laughter bestowed upon us lowly, angry atheists, (so undeserving of a second of his busy schedule conquering all of Nonbelieverdom). They say Laughter is the best medicine, so Ray would in-fact be our daily dose against our depravity, a doctor if-you-will. What an honor, what an honor.

Why is Ray our President?

Think of the Atheist's worst opponent.
They would have a dual PhD in biology, and theology. Articulate and wise, they could shut down an atheist point-for-point on every subject.

Now think of the opposite of that.
Someone with little more than a community college education, the scientific understanding of an eight year old, a bungling preacher who believes light is invisible, that fumbles every single argument. In 24 odd years, they haven't made a noteworthy contribution to the debate.

That is why Ray is our president.

The Final Countdown!

2008-07-02T15:16:00.000-07:00

Ok so my good friend Matthew is going to make me into a Christian. We have been debating for a while and he asked me to ask my HARDEST question;

Okay, Steve, how 'bout you stop toying with me and just give me "the hardest of [your] questions" and I'll get around to it when I get the chance. I've got a lot of other stuff going on right now and I'm pretty stressed, so I'd like to speed this process up a little bit. You've obviously got a specific issue in mind that you're wanting to bring up, so go for it. By the way, I'd like to transfer these conversations to my blog as much as possible (your creationist bashing, Ray Comfort ridicule, and insulting descriptions of God on your blog tend to stress me out).

You just don't know how to have fun. Ray "Bashes" us every day on his blog, but we can't return the favor? According to the Geneva Convention, that violates the rules of engagement.

OK, so here's my hardest question:

Why does God maul children with bears?
For example, why did God kill 42 children for saying to Elisha to "Go on up baldhead"?

He could have just spanked them, but mauling them with bears was somehow necessary.

So tell me, why does God kill children like that?

If you can somehow convince me that mauling children with bears is justified, then I will become a Christian, I give you my word.

PS. I'm going to do like Jesus said, sell all my possessions and follow Him if mauling children is justified. I'm waiting, with anticipation of the answer to this question...

George Carlin's Hell

2008-07-02T14:56:00.000-07:00

They say that Hell will be full of everything you've ever hated. Since George hated preachers and televangelists more than anything, George is now surrounded by them without being able to crack a joke or argue. OH THE HUMANITY!

Christians are Sheep, Says Ray

2008-07-02T13:10:00.000-07:00

BEWARE! Sheep can turn into Zombies!
Check out this movie clip to see what I mean!

A New President

2008-07-02T03:13:00.001-07:00

All the Atheists have voted and we have elected Ray as our new president and ambassador.

Denying God's existence every day can be quite boring. No one else in the history of Atheism has brought so much laughter, amusement, and FEAR into the hearts of Atheist world-wide as the upstart preacher from New Zealand. Hence, from this day forward, Ray will be our new Commander in Chief.

Congratulations Ray, its really an honor!

Buy it Now! Don't wait for Doomsday!

2008-07-01T15:33:00.001-07:00

God Kills 42 Children

2008-06-30T20:00:00.000-07:00

I came across the strangest, and with the exception of the flood, the gruesomest tale in the Old Testament;

2 Kings 2:23-24 NIV

"From there Elisha went up to Bethel. As he was walking along the road, some youths came out of the town and jeered at him. "Go on up, you baldhead!" they said. "Go on up, you baldhead!" 24 He turned around, looked at them and called down a curse on them in the name of the LORD. Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the youths."

So Elisha had a big ego and asked God to kill the children. Then God, being the bloodthirsty creep he is, decides to do it. Wow. That's sad. This is really exemplary of the primitive mind of the people who wrote the bible.

Ray's Jesus Dilemma

2008-06-28T10:34:00.000-07:00

"I think that "great" teachers don’t say the sort of weird things He said (believe His words and you have everlasting life, that His voice would raise the billions of the dead human race, etc.), and if He didn’t exist, who said these amazing words? So, I think that there are only two reasonable options. He was either a crazy liar, or He was the Son of God. Am I wrong?" -Ray Comfort

Yep, there are plenty of crazy people walking around claiming to be the son of God, claiming to heal people, claiming they have the answer to eternal life. We can observe that these people exist and say these things. We have never observed someone doing miracles. Therefor it is more likely that this Jesus character (more accurately, the authors of Jesus) were just lunatics. You can go to any street corner and find another Jesus, just give them some alcohol and they will tell you some amazing things.

Don't blame me for calling Jesus (better yet his character) crazy since Ray was the one who came up with that. Weird, if Jesus (or his character) was crazy, what does that say about his followers?

Which is more likely, a person could violate every known physical law by walking on water, etc. or Ray is just suffering from delusions of grandeur? Since we know the delusional people exist, and we have NEVER witnessed the former, it is more likely (and given that he thinks he has defeated a science with as much evidence as gravity) that he is delusional.

The God of the OT

2008-06-27T12:16:00.001-07:00

A silly question

2008-06-26T10:33:00.000-07:00

Why do Christians pray?

I mean, God is omniscient, and pretty much knows what you are thinking before you even think of it. Every time I go over to a Christian person's house for dinner, which is fairly often, I often ask myself that question when we pause to pray. "We" being the 3rd person way of being polite, since it is really "They" who pause ( With a curious look on my face as I look at the somber lot talking to someone who isn't there). What could you possibly say, or ask for, that God in his omniscience, doesn't already know?

What do they hope to accomplish? Do they want to change God's mind? Do they want to prevent a catastrophy that God already KNOWS about? Maybe save a brother or sister with cancer that God already knows will live or die. I mean, it's not like he will change his mind since he already knows what will happen. So in a way, prayers are futile. God is inert, he can't be changed because he lives at all times, knows everything and therefore has already made up his mind, so to speak (curiously he can't even make up his own mind in the first place because he existed forever).

Maybe it's a way to tell ourselves that maybe we can change future events, even though we really can't since God has already been there-done-that and knows exactly what is going to happen. He even knows that you would ask him, and has already issued a response before you even asked! Wow!

Man has always wanted to be able to change, or at least see into the future. The earliest civilizations had there own methods. The Romans had birds wings, some had tea leaves others had special cards, ours even has a 1800 number for convenience. I believe it is part of the human condition to fear the future, to want to change it, to make it better somehow. That is both inspiring and curious to me.

Being a Intelligent Design advocate is easy

2008-06-25T13:49:00.000-07:00

1) Find something we don't yet understand
2) Say "Goddidit"

The Best Story Ever!

2008-06-23T23:54:00.001-07:00

How to make a religion

2008-06-23T18:16:00.000-07:00

Making a religion is like bringing any other product to market, or publishing a book.

1) Have several people write a book explaining what your religion is about. The more plausible, the better, but make it magical so it's not just another philosophy book.

2) Use plenty of vague, open ended ideas and poetic language. Stay away from facts because they might come back to bite you.

3) Throw in some general predictions, like; There will be an increase in knowledge, things will be more organized, there will be war etc. If you make a self-fulfilling prediction - Golden. Don't make specific predictions, like on 6/24/08 the world will end, or after 6/24/08 you won't have any (rational) followers.

4) Like any book, make new editions from time to time, but you can't change it too often, or people might get wise to the fact that you are editing. Call the editing process a "Holy" act to do damage control.

5) If you have a council, vote on what will be put in or left out of the holy book. (See council of nicea).

6) The longer the editing process and learning, the more water tight your message will be. The best religions are thousands of years old. Religions aren't made over night, but if favorable conditions come up, the bad ones will die and the most plausible, vague, poetic ones will rise to the top.
In the end, you have to remember, people would rather be happy than right, so play on their gullibility, create a cult, have fun.

God Incognito

2008-06-21T16:19:00.001-07:00

The Big Guy is not Falsifiable

Attributes;

1) Invisible
2) Made of nothing and everything
3) Can (and does) make things appear as though he doesn't exist
4) Cannot be understood/ Anything is possible.

Oddly, imaginary friends have the same attributes.

Ok, Lets See

2008-06-20T10:59:00.001-07:00

I love reading Ray Comfort's Blog. Everyday I get a little chuckle inside, like butterflies, little moments of joy.

I say to myself, OK, lets see what kind of stupidity, asinine, borderline insane dingle berries we are gonna get from the internet's biggest ex-nothing, Ray Comfort.

I'm never disappointed. Each new post from Ray brightens my day and makes me feel (like there's no hope for humanity and we should give up now) like I can go through the day.

Ah Ray, you put the "F" in Fundamentalist.

I wanted someone to condense all of Ray's post into one word so I wouldn't have to read it.>>

Ok,Thanks for the words guys.
Dale was the winner with his entry and coinage of a new word (i believe) of "Flabblegabbery." You win a thousand free Google searches, use them any time.

Other notable mentions were "JibberJabber" (iago) and "Lazy" (Ray's entry)
Mark was disqualified because he didn't give a word, Just FlabberGabbery.

2008-06-19T14:33:00.000-07:00

We Have A Winner!

2008-06-19T11:49:00.000-07:00

Dreams of Being Eaten

2008-06-19T11:26:00.000-07:00

I woke up last night in a cold sweat. I had a terrible, creepy nightmare. I was surrounded by evil bananas that were trying to eat my brains and convert me to Christianity. I tried to run, but I kept slipping on peels and falling down, as the horde of undead bananas chased me down dark alleys.

The leader kept groaning "Join Us, Join Us, Join Us..." ARRRGH

Ray was right, the banana is the atheist's worst nightmare...

Question

2008-06-19T09:03:00.000-07:00

Matt,

You gave me this bible verse;

"Wherefore, as by one man sin entered into the world, and death by sin; and so death passed upon all men, for that all have sinned" Romans 5:12

Ok, so here I take it that death started when Adam and Eve first sinned. So when did lions start to have sharp teeth? Were they given sharp teeth before A&E sinned, or after? If the former, wouldn't that suggest that God knew A&E would sin? If the latter, how can this be explained in biological terms (POOF Godidit?).

The Raymanator 5000

2008-06-18T16:39:00.000-07:00

Watch out you evil atheists, the Raymanator is on the loose and he's thirsty for ungodly blood. Part cyborg, part ex-nothing backwater preacher, there's no match for his out-this-world dogma and superpowers of ignorance which humble the lowly godless ones. With sidekick K-Dog, there's no stopping this duo. Cower in fear!

Your days are numbered atheists.

Rules to live by

2008-06-17T09:08:00.000-07:00

"Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence."

-Carl Sagan

This is an interesting way of judging statements and evidence. If I told you that I had a donut for breakfast, you wouldn't debate me and go over the possibilities as to whether or not I ACTUALLY ate a donut. On the other hand, if I said that I floated two feet above the ground and hovered for approximately 30 seconds by the sheer power of my mind, you would seriously doubt me.

I don't need any evidence to prove that I ate a donut this morning, since it happens all the time and I have no particular reason to lie. However, my hovering ability requires substantially more evidence since this has never happened in the history of humanity, and violates the laws of physics, human physiology and common sense.

I typed Carl Sagan's quote into Google and got a Christian apologetics site called CARM. Go figure. They said, "This is why the skeptic must require "extraordinary evidence." It enables him to retain his presupposition should the extraordinary level of the evidence not be met. Therefore, requiring extraordinary evidence effectively stacks the deck against the claim." If you call normal investigation methods "stacking the deck," then I guess you might as well believe in Leprechauns and Fairies since you have set the standard of evidence so low that you cannot distenguish fact from fiction.

The article says that Atheists require video as extraordinary evidence of the supposed resurection of Jesus, which is silly. Since Christian don't have any evidence (outside of a forged historical document 60 yrs after the event) they resort to reductio ad absurdum to make it seem silly to require basic evidence. The whole article boils down to Pascals Wager in the conclusion and nothing much else.

http://www.carm.org/evidence/extraordinary.htm

Calvin and Hobbes

2008-06-16T16:43:00.000-07:00

Atavisms

2008-06-15T12:26:00.001-07:00

Matthew,
You wrote this about atavisms and evolution on your blog;

"A recent article from Live Science provides a list of the top ten "useless limbs," two of which caught my eye. The article includes the human tail-bone among its other "useless limbs," which, contrary to popular belief, does indeed have a function. There are nine muscles attached to the tail-bone in humans which are extremely important for certain activities, including: sitting, certain bowel movements, labor movements, and supporting certain internal organs. Why are these functions so often ignored? Because the "useless" tail-bone in humans is often used as evidence to support the theory of Darwinian evolution."

Question;
Take a look at these videos and tell me how these people can have functioning tails, without needing the "Extremely important" muscles attached to them, that is, they are still able to have bowel movements, can sit, and their organs don't fall out etc?

Another point;

Bottlenose Dolphins normally do not have rear fins (aside from the tail).
Yet, this Bottlenose Dolphin in China displayed attavistic dorsal fins where they don't normally exist. In fact, every Bottlenose Dolphin has the capability of making these rear fins. During the embryo stage, every dolphin has this rear fin (see H in the photo), but is disappears when the during development.

Normal Bottlenose Dolpins;
Notice no rear fins.

Dumb and Dumber

2008-06-14T19:47:00.000-07:00

If Ray will never accept the fossil evidence for evolution, he should quit talking about it and just say "NU HUH" like every other three year old would do.

First he says he will never accept evidence, then he there isn't ONE piece of evidence. When people post dozens of pieces, he completely ignores it, (Starts making stupid remarks), then says he only wants ONE piece, no more no less!!

What a dope.

There's almost no point arguing with a three year old child. It's funny nonetheless.

"We could do that with autos (sports car to Hummer), airplanes (biplane to jumbo jet), etc., and then announce our "scientific" conclusion: "Aha! See? That proves they have a common ancestor!" That's nonsense!"

THEY DO HAVE A COMMON ANCESTOR YOU DOPE!!!

(interestingly, the oldest car looks like a bicycle and the first airplane never flew.)

Be more explicit in step two

2008-06-13T13:27:00.001-07:00

Matt,

Here is the dilemma as I see it;

1) Matter cannot traverse infinite spacetime, therefor God did it. (Violates Occam's Razor once again)
2) Matter can traverse infinite spacetime because your analysis if flawed.

Since you don't provide any references to your statements, I'm assuming you are using the outmoded Zeno's paradox or something like it. Zeno's paradox states that it is impossible for an object to go a given distance since the intermediate steps approach infinity.

If you think of a given task as (1) then the midpoint would be (1/2) and so we get this infinite regression;
{...1/2,1/3,1/4,1/5...} The unit of distance becomes infinitely small, and consequently infinitely difficult.

Unfortunately this is incorrect. Zeno's paradox is solved if you consider time. As the distance approaches infinity, the time needed to travel the distances (that is approaching infitinity) becomes infinitly small.

I'm assuming you haven't read anything about String Theory, so I'm going to give you a little info. Since the standard model of physics falls short of explaining how matter (which you confuse as "universe") works, String Theory proposes some solutions. One of them is a massless particle. You may know that under one of Einstein's theories, an object becomes infinitely massive (impossible to move) as it approaches the speed of light. A massless particle would not be constrained by this, since it has no mass. Consequently, it would be possible to traverse infinite spacetime.

That's just my two cents. I could be wrong (I'm not a phycisist).

None of this, however, has any bearing on whether an invisible guy who likes the number 7, the smell or burning flesh vs plant matter and who has his own palace in the sky, exists or not.
How would that prove that the Bible is true? It wouldn't. You need to remember not to Multiply Hypothesis. You should be more explicit in step two.

I'm Napoleon!

2008-06-12T22:07:00.000-07:00

"A Casual stroll through an insane asylum shows that faith proves nothing."

-Friedrich Neitzsche

You Lose, I Win

2008-06-12T21:46:00.000-07:00

So far, Ray's only defense against my question was that Lance said the "G" word, so he must believe in "G."

Well, Ray said "Evolution," so I win.

I love these school yard games.

Since Ray won't give me a prize, I gave myself this trophy. It's made of tin foil.

Ray Chose My Question! Whats my prize?

2008-06-12T13:18:00.001-07:00

(After Ray posted my question on his blog, I wrote this...)
Ray,
I don't get it.

In your post you said you wouldn't accept evidence ("Even if you came up with what you believe is evidence, time would prove it to be another hoax"), but in this comment;

"Give me some evidence of species to species transitional forms in the fossil record. You can't :)"

You said you would accept evidence. So...(wait for it)...Which is it?

[This was really ironic if you look at my last cartoon post]

Got your GED/AA, now your gonna topple all of science

2008-06-11T19:36:00.000-07:00

Noah's Flood; The Physical Evidence

2008-06-10T11:25:00.001-07:00

Positive evidence that Noah's Flood didn't happen, hence the biblical account is incorrect. You can say it's magic if you want.

Let me break it down for you;

1) Cheetahs have an extremely low graft rejection rate.
2) Other animals have high graft rejection rates.
3) It is therefor assumed that cheetahs went through a population bottleneck.
4) According to the Biblical account of the flood, all terrestrial animals went through a population bottleneck.
5) It is very difficult for other animals to receive grafts from donors. Ergo
6) The other animals (including humans) did not go through a bottleneck therefor...
7) No flood.

Ray's going through a tough time

2008-06-09T09:47:00.000-07:00

I really enjoy laughing at Ray and making fun of him. But as Phil pointed out in his last post, Ray is going through a hard time right now.

You see, Ray usually is really glib about what he knows. This time, Ray admitted he doesn't know how old the Earth is. This is a really big step for Ray (Baby steps, Baby steps).

Since, according to Ray, the bible is PACKED full of scientific evidence, he himself is beginning to question that the Earth is between 6-10 Thousand years old, when all of science points to 4.5 Billion (With a "B") years.

So I'm not going to make fun of Ray on this one, because he's going through a tough time (its hard being a skeptic).

Baby steps, baby steps, baby steps

3 Rules (A work in progress)

2008-06-07T23:16:00.001-07:00

1) People should try to learn as much as they can, because it never hurt anyone.
2) people should try to love on another, (or move to another appartment if that fails).
3) There are no bad/dumb people, just people who need help and understanding.

Russell's Teapot

2008-06-07T18:34:00.001-07:00

Bertrand Russell said it better than I could ever hope to;

"Many orthodox people speak as though it were the business of sceptics to disprove received dogmas rather than of dogmatists to prove them. This is, of course, a mistake. If I were to suggest that between the Earth and Mars there is a china teapot revolving about the sun in an elliptical orbit, nobody would be able to disprove my assertion provided I were careful to add that the teapot is too small to be revealed even by our most powerful telescopes. But if I were to go on to say that, since my assertion cannot be disproved, it is intolerable presumption on the part of human reason to doubt it, I should rightly be thought to be talking nonsense. If, however, the existence of such a teapot were affirmed in ancient books, taught as the sacred truth every Sunday, and instilled into the minds of children at school, hesitation to believe in its existence would become a mark of eccentricity and entitle the doubter to the attentions of the psychiatrist in an enlightened age or of the Inquisitor in an earlier time."

I don't need to disprove your God because its an invisible celestial teapot.

Leprechaun caught on www.irelandseye.com webcam

2008-06-07T16:04:00.001-07:00

Origin of the Universe (as we know it)

2008-06-05T10:03:00.000-07:00

"Do you believe the universe had a beginning, or has it always existed?" -Matthew

Good question Matthew. I don't claim to KNOW how the universe came into being, like Ray Comfort. It's funny to read Comfort's blog in which he says atheists believe "Nothing created everything." Unfortunately for Ray, this is just a straw man. No one with any credentials in the field, says that nothing existed before the Big Bang (except the boogie men in Ray's fantasies).

The fact is that we don't know what happened before the "Planck wall." The Planck wall is 10/\-43 seconds after the Big Bang. 10/\-43 is scientific notation which means (0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000001) of a second. It is difficult, if not impossible to observe what happened before that time. Without observation, scientists can only speculate about what existed before the Big Ban. Certainly no one who is doing science says NOTHING existed.

Another problem of observation pertains to what are known as "horizons." Light travels at a finite speed. That being said, we can only gather information from light and gravity. The light that hits our telescopes has been traveling for billions of years. So our perview of information is limited by the amount of light that hits the instruments we use. Consequently, our information is limited, because events (which generated light) have reached us yet.

Personally, I believe matter always existed. This is just my opinion, and I don't claim to KNOW. You asked "Do you believe the universe had a beginning, or has it always existed?" Both, in my humble opinion are true. The "universe" or the galaxies and planets we see, had a beginning called the Big Bang. Matter, on the other hand, always existed. In other words, matter was transfered via the Big Bang to form the universe.

Ray completely ignores hypothesis that exist about what happened before the Big Bang. One of them is String Theory (AKA M-theory). String Theory is a mathematical explanation of how matter interacted before the Big Bang. String Theory says the universe was created by the collision of "membranes" which are made of strings. This is consistent with thermodynamics and other theories. At this point in time, String Theory is not science, because we need observable evidence (So was Einstein's Theory of Relativity before it was observed), but it is one hypothesis that shows promise and is being investigated. Ray, in his classical arrogance, completely ignores this.

Here are two hypothesis;

1) We don't know how the universe came into being, so God did it. (Violates Occam's Razor)
2) We don't know how the universe came into being, so we should keep looking.

Thanks for the question.

Further Reading;

NOVA TV program about string theory

Article about String (M) Theory

PDF File

Pure BS

2008-06-03T16:20:00.003-07:00

Homo Rayforensis (left) And Homo heidelbergensis (right)

(Based in AT-700, the "Skull 5" of Atapuerca.)

RAY! WE FOUND YOUR COUSIN!

No Transitional Fossils!

2008-06-03T09:16:00.000-07:00

If you like this video, you should check out the other videos made by a real biologist, DonExodus
http://youtube.com/user/DonExodus2